sesoony

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; You're got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear pants don't you?

He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Man says to God: "GOD , Why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God, the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "SO she would love you."

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive caring and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.